I will begin
once again by stating this in no unclear terms. If you are going to watch
Ragini MMS 2 - 2 mein zyada Dum Hai (that's the full name of the movie and I'm
not kidding ;)) in the hope that you will see lot more of Sunny Leone than what
you have already seen then it would be a colossal waste of your precious time.
At the average
price of a ticket you can get a free month's membership (at least) for any of
the myriad pornographic sites in the world - that too with a money back
guarantee (don't hold me to actually getting your money back because I don't
have any experience in the matter). In fact you can view most of it for free
these days (now that's where I have a lot of experience). For more details you
can call me at leisure.
Now that I'm
done with the statutory warnings and not so statutory public service messages, lets
try and tell you what was great about Ragini MMS 2. That’s actually a very easy exercise. Nothing.
Was there anything worth mentioning? Maybe a little bit. A couple of
tracks have caught the fancy of the junta – rightfully so. It starts with Baby Doll and finishes with 4
Bottle Vodka (a bit over rated).
There are some
very meek attempts to show the challenges that are faced by the porn industry. Sunny Leone plays herself and is instrumental
in a sequence where she challenges her co-star (the plot is about a movie that
is being made on the incidents that occurred in Ragini MMS) to come close to
her moaning and groaning. No fair I say. Where is the contest?
Other than this
it is all pretty much downhill. The attempt
at horror is worse than Dangerous Ishq or Haunted 3D (remember that awful movie
starring Mahakshaya?) The dialogues are
identical to Ragini MMS and I quote, “Mein Chudail nahin hoon. Maine apne bachchon ko nahin maara” (I am not
a witch. I did not kill my
children). Of course it oscillates
between Marathi and English.
Even if you haven’t
seen even a single horror movie before this one, it would not be difficult to
guess what is going to happen next. The
guys sitting next to me were in fact predicting the sequence of events even 15
minutes before it actually happened. Bhushan Kumar has directed 1920 –Evil Returns
before this and with Ragini MMS 2 he hasn’t raised the bar at all. In fact, he has done a Rahul Gandhi.
One can only
expect so much Sunny Leone. But why is
Divya Dutta preening around in short skirts attempting to be a clinical
psychologist who has returned from New York? And Sandhya Mridul has come up with a performance of her life
time – she cannot get worse than this.
Sandhya’s attempt to be a vernacular pretentious actress who cannot get
enough of speaking horrid English is just too painful to sustain.
In all, I do not
think I can say any more that could discourage you from watching Ragini MMS
2. The meek attempt to show a raunchy
kiss between Sandhya and Sunny falls woefully flat. Ragini MMS 2 fails in every single department
of horror film making. 1 on 10 – only for
the couple of decent songs.
Watch the
trailer at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzgyYEGOkA
When are you reviewing Ankhon Dekhi ?
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