Scary MoVie

Lets use this opportunity to run a survey.  You have to be absolutely true to yourself in this survey.  Remember there are no right answers or no wrong ones.  There are just answers that you have given to yourself. This survey will not be recorded or shared with anyone.  There can only be 2 answers – Yes or No.  Are you ready? Here goes.

Have you seen any of the following movies?

1. Inception
2. Paranormal Activity
3. The Cabin in The Woods
4. Mama
5. Planet of the Apes
6. Black Swan
7. The Help

Do you like the following in movies and find these situations hilarious?

1. Babies bumping against doors, getting their hair burnt, being dropped out of their prams – like they are lifeless creatures
2. Chimpanzees crapping and throwing their own crap on each other
3. A pregnant mother who is almost about to deliver but still performs a ballet and delivers on stage with the water plastering on the other artiste’s face
4. A woman takes her pregnancy test on the new iPhone app and as she is taking the test, she gets a call.  She takes the call without thinking twice (Ewww.)
5. Loads of blood and gore by people chopping their own hands and legs and dicks off using chain saws.
6. A housekeeper who stinks and farts all through the day while she is performing rituals that include pulling off heads of chicken.

Have you seen the following movies and enjoyed them?

1. Scary Movie 1
2. Scary Movie 2
3. Scary Movie 3
4. Scary Movie 4

If your answer to the 1^st set of questions was no and the next two sets was yes, then you may not understand Scary MoVie.  If your answer to all of these were yes then you will love Scary MoVie.  There is no other way that I can think of reviewing a movie that is as slapstick as this one.  I hated every bit of it but for the end credits where they show the gaffes.  But surely there are people who enjoy this genre.  2 on 10.

 

Watch the trailer on http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1440196377/?ref_=tt_ov_vi