Let me starts
with 10 vignettes from Indra Kumar’s latest blockbuster where the only thing
cornier than the name is the movie itself. I refuse to translate them because
of the trauma I will be causing my readers who are unaware of Hindi. I cannot have their blood on my hands. Here
goes
- Nirodh ka Virodh
- Pussy kahaan ghusi
- Pichwada hai kya Vijayawada
- Kahin iska joke hamein thok na de
- Get cozy in the jacuzzi
- Pocket mein koi rocket hai
- Chooha mota hai par khali tera lota hai
- Only one thing can save us from maran – Vastraharan
- Is se pehle tumhari choote grip, we have to strip
- Its not the spring boys. Its the thing.
You are free to
interpret the context in which these lines were introduced into the
script. Grand Masti is nothing but an
attempt to mash up all editions of American Pie upto the last one – American Reunion
(2012). There is little that can be
called original or not slapstick.
But to be fair -
let us look at what was great about the movie? It wasn’t an unnecessarily long movie
– unless you consider that the movie itself was not required and could have
been done away with – it finishes in under 2 hours (2.5 including the
intervals). And the other good part was
that no one associated with the movie made any bones about what it is before
the release – we were promised a senseless sex comedy and that’s what we got.
No matter what I
say, the audience will have its final say and in this case I am reminded of a
tweet from Mihir Fadnavis, “Every time someone tells me Shuddh Desi Romance is
a 'boring' film I'm convinced that we deserve films like Zanjeer only. Bas goo
hi khao”. (Apologies for not seeking permission Mihir – but the tweet was too
apt for GM as well). I am going to avoid ripping GM to shreds because it will
not matter.
The audience was
not just laughing at the below standard humour.
They were jumping in their seats while splitting their sides. I can guarantee that I was the only person who
had a poker faced expression. The only
thing scarier than Grand Masti – and I mean “SCARIER” – was the trailer of
WARNING before the movie. No comments on the movie or any aspect related to it
from my side. 2 on 10.
Watch the trailer
on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L4qT6-fNzQ
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